A life of crime.

Now I am on a gap year I need to think of projects to keep me occupied, such as;

1) How to pick a lock - demonstrated in the trailer for possibly the most ridiculous and non sensical looking film ever; 'Fright Night'

2) How to hot wire a car *cough* I mean jump start

3) How to deal a pack of cards

4) How to work slot machines

5) How to play poker

6) How to play ( I say play, I think I mean work) accumulators

7) How to put search engine optimisation to good use.

Admittedly, on the surface it may seem that I am using my gap year to become a petty thief and/or gambling addict. You would be wrong, I am just trying to be cool and make money. Essentially what criminals do I suppose...

Until they get caught course, that's not cool, neither is stealing things or breaking and entering. Braking and entering isn't great either. Luckily I braked just in time to stop my car going into my lounge. I merely scratched the bay window.