APOLOGY

I just found out that the death toll for hurricane Irene is 24, yikes - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14711508

Geordie Shore

Girl gets called ugly and responds with 'maybe I should start wearing more make up.' Amazing programme.

Richard III

Apparently the new production of it at the Old Vic in London is awesome, my parents went and I really fancy Kevin Spacey and now i'm sad I didn't go. Especially because my dad said he ended up only having half a seat because they sold the ticket to a rather large lady. Think before you sell, how much is that money really worth to you?

Charlie Simpson.

Face is gorgeous

Music is gorgeous

Busted was gorgeous

Lyrics are poetically written, embellished with themes that have marred Charlie's loathsome life for the past few years.

Check him outttt

Me, myself and Irene.

Me : 'That hurricane sure looks bad, better watch the American coverage on CNN'

Myself: 'So if it's category one, does that make it the least or most severe... Hmm...maths'

Irene: Enters from Southern direction, slightly aggressive at start, when reaches New York decrease pace and subtly exit from set

Tropical Storm: 'It's been me all along mwahahaha'

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jZ7qyOA07YfmtdrbQe3ZCUAjI4sw?docId=b0653b8519474b7b8a5193b1252af0c5

Jeyonz

Above is the name that I predict that Beyonce and Jay Z will name their unborn child, I think they will choose it because it is unisex and combines the best features of both their names.

However, if something crazy happens and they do not name their child Jeyonz, they will surely call it 'Sasha Fierce.' Failing this the child will be named Kanye, after the God who bears the same name. Should all these safety nets find themselves moth eaten and full of large holes, I predict that they will turn to scientology, and name their child Tuise - which is a combination of both the names 'Tom' and 'Cruise'. If they decide to be proper scientologists, which I hope God (kanye) forbids, their child will be named 'Rubbard' which is a combination of the names 'Ron' and 'Hubbard.' Other possible combinations of the names above are listed below;

• Crom - I particularly like this one, it's kind of like 'Tron' which they made a film about , but sounds softer because it's one letter away from being 'Crum'
• Fasha - I'm not sure I like this one, I think it is overly aggressive for a child's name, but then too ridiculous to be an adult's name (all other suggested names in my opinion are feasible for the name of a superstar child) also it's like 'Tasha' and there's nothing more annoying then people getting one letter of your name wrong and CHANGING IT COMPLETELY
• Hon - A word which will suffer with the same problem that the words honesty and honour do, people forget to pronounce the 'a-ch' and the 'a-ch' is now supposedly 'silent' pfft idiots
• Hon cont. Admittedly 'Honey' when pronounced, not eaten, is inclusive of the 'a-ch' but then teachers may try to lengthen the name and call the poor child 'Honey' which will be equally annoying and a potentially sticky situation will result. Ha, Ha.
• Wanye - just sounds stupid, who's going to call their kid Wanye I mean COME ON who would even think to do that
• Kest - not cool on it's own, however I think 'Kestrel' would be a pretty cool name, however some lesser Jay-z and Beyonce fans may not pick up on the derivative and it will like their child is called 'Apple' or something like that, then Kanye will get mad.
• Kelly - Why name your child after your cousin who as talented as she may be is still not Beyonce.

Only 3% of the world's oceans are mapped. Baffled. There be dinosaurs in those parts.