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Typewriting for D*****N

Find a partner.
Pin them down.
Trap their arms under your knees.
Tickle them in a typing motion.
Then slap them.
They should still be laughing.
Continue until justice has been done.


This sounds like the thing really incesty siblings do, so only try it with your friends.
I didn't make this up.

Angela Merkel

Germany get a yearly broadcast from their chancellor, we get one from our political vegetable of a Queen.

Ukraine

Quite fancy heading



'July: Ukraine




Discover Ukraine's coastline this summer. Photograph: Alamy
Europe's football championships finish with fireworks in Kiev on 1 July, leaving the rest of the summer to discover Europe's largest country. Apart from the big-city delights of the capital there's Lviv, a central European stunner that's been turning heads for a few years, and all the fun of the seaside in the Crimea. Ukraine remains an inexpensive destination – especially away from Kiev – but book ahead if you want to be by the coast in the high summer.
• Ukraine Travel (ukraine.co.uk), specialists in the country, offers direct flights to Kiev from Manchester for £225 including taxes, and can also help with rail tickets and hotels'

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