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Monday, 27 June 2011
I always think it's so strange when you realise what you've been thinking about just before you fall asleep, last night I felt like my bed was moving then coming to a halt, but in all different directions. All over the place, a bit like me at the moment. There was also lots of bread in my head, someone mentioned the other day that that was all we were going to eat, and it appears I took it to heart. Or to bed.
Monday, 20 June 2011
This is very nice
the last thing release from pandora’s box was hope
and that's all there was to save the world
Saturday, 18 June 2011
Oh to be difficult
You can spend spend half your time wishing things would end and the other half wishing something would last forever. Talk about hard to please.
Eat your cake while you still have it because there will be periods of time when there's not much coming out the oven.
Or shop.
Thursday, 16 June 2011
Birds
Sunday, 12 June 2011
Mirror Mirror
This morning I flicked through the Sunday Mirror magazine over breakfast (i'm pretty sure it had ended up there by mistake and that there had been a terrible mix up on the paper boy's part) and came across the 'Bikini Bodies in 19 Days' feature. The diet consisted of food that no one actually likes to eat, and it struck me that if I really wanted to lose weight, I would rather nibble on air than subject myself to their suggestions, or I could just exercise...
For example; they generously gave the diet disciples the option to eat as many egg whites as they liked! woo! YEAH!
Honestly. Egg whites are gross you may as well chew on bark.
Living on the Edge
Depressing that when asked about what guy's car it was parked outside my house in the middle of the week I have to explain that it belongs to my female chemistry tutor
Tuesday, 7 June 2011
Wholly undesirable situations
When you walk around a corner, and wonder what's around it, once you're around the corner, you're what's behind it (or infont?). The next person who wonders what is around the corner and then proceeds to, wander, around the corner is going to be met with you. Unless you have found yourself walking through a chicane or have encountered a hole. In which case you're still there, and they won't need to wonder before they wander because they will be able to hear you in your hole. That is of course assuming they don't hear your cries and decide the corner isn't worth wandering around.
There is also the chance that your follower, being deaf, will misjudge their path, fall, and be just as unfortunate as you, if not more - subject to whether you're the kind of person one would like to be stuck in a hole with. Not that anyone would choose to be stuck in a hole with someone they don't like.
Note that I am not applying this situation to people who may be running around corners in order to get away from something perilous; in a chase, a hole, especially a hole around a corner may provide the perfect hiding place. This assertion is not applicable to scenarios in which your pursuer spots that you are in a hole, then you are most probably stuck between a 'rock and a hard place.' Or between an earth wall and someone undesirable.
It would be convenient in that situation that the hole you happen to have fallen into already has someone in it, someone who coincidently is carrying some sort of weapon or or digging equipment. I take that back, digging equipment could be used as a weapon. This is probably the person that you chose not to help out when you first heard their screaming, you may have turned around and then had no choice but continue around the corner you were hoping to avoid. No longer stuck between the earth wall and one undesirable person, you are probably now muddy and about to be the victim of undesirable person number 1, while the hole dweller you ignored earlier stands back and watches you squirm.
As you can see, corners can be just as unfavourable as vicious circles. Or vicious cycles. They do seem like the same thing.
Speaking of vicious circles, there are no roundabouts in America. Need I say more?
Monday, 6 June 2011
Loop Pedals
Revision. Revision break, think of results, consider life having failed, panic. Revision.
Repeat until 24th June.
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